You gotta sharpen that "G", so's I can keep my pimp hand strong!

We have no idea who the hell this guy is, or how he got his picture on our website.  We've heard a lot of rumors, but nothing has been verified.  Needless to say, he is to be considered armed and extremely dangerous.

Part Ninja on his mom's side, Dustin comes to us by an odd twist of circumstances.  He grew up with no musical instruction (or talent...) whatsoever.  After serving for almost a decade in the U.S. Army, he wound up in Nunda, SD singing karaoke...which is where he was "discovered" by the BWB.  A self taught guitar player, Dustin brings an incredible vocal range giving the Black Water Band the ability to play a wide variety of music for your listening pleasure.

Sorry Ladies...HE'S MARRIED!

Things Dustin Likes: Vikings, Jagermeister, Green, Amanda Bynes, Star Wars, Yahoo, Booty Shorts, Miller Lite, Tricia Helfer, Assassin's Creed, Whiskey Sours, The U.S. Army, Chevelle, Jeff Dunham, San Antonio, PS3, Harry Potter, Europe, Stewie, Golf.

Things Dustin Doesn't Like:  Soccer, Mornings, Clowns, Owl City, Packers, Glitter, #6, Texas, Plug-in Air Fresheners, Yellow, Salads, France, Cottage Cheese, Joe Buck, Highmore, Miley Cyrus, On-Line Classes, Speed Limits, Golf.

Order Stuff!!!   Or Just Say Hi!!!!!  

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Some Common Things You Might Hear Dustin Say:

• You may call me Buckington Manfred Weilshit.
  

• Why are we fighting?
  

• We can't have make-up sex.
  

• I'm part ninja...on my mom's side.
  

• Baby, I can't turn this off!
  

• You can't fingerprint a log!
  

• There is no such thing as love... There is only lust and tolerance.
  

• Yeah....sorry 'bout that...
  

• My wife's gonna be so pissed!
  

• There's no such thing as a cute baby.
  

• You don't even want to know my opinion on tartar sauce!
  

• The thing you don't realize about a guy in a shirt and tie....I'll fucking stab you.
  

• CiCi's all you can eat buffet, only $4.95!!!  And remember...diarrhea's always free!
  

• Your mom never loved you.
  

• Clothing optional!
  

• Your dad lied to you, you're not that pretty.
  

• Schmitty, take that stupid fucking hat off!
  

• I could shave with my teeth!
  

• Your misguided logic is flawless!
  

• You should just give up, you're never going to be good enough.
  

• Well there's your problem!  You're a retard!
  

• I make stuff up
  

• Baby, when you look this good, you don't need confidence!
  

• Ok, I'm an asshole...you're still ugly.
  

• I ordered ESPN and I STILL can't read my wife's mind!
  

• Hello pot, this is kettle...
  

• Don't judge me.
  

• There's probably a cream for that.
  

• Hey, where's Whatsername?